PaRaDoX

mercurypdx:

talix18:

lookmom:

heart melt.

a little boy with a neuromuscular disorder makes a sweet Wall-E

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

This is awesome!

fuckyeahlgbt:

arrowe:

whytheyrehot:

Why She’s Hot:

1. She is the epitome of androgyny and damn is she good at it. She can make even the straightest of straight girls look twice, like you know, Aubrey O’Day and Paris Hilton?
2. She played Max on The L Word and damn did she make a hot dude! Everyone wanted a piece of Max on that show – gay dudes, lesbians, straight girls – even with the ridiculous facial hair, it didn’t matter!
3. She plays bass in a band called The Thorns of Life. Which means she is good with her hands and her fingers…
4. She considers herself gender queer and says, “I always wear boys’ clothes”. She even lived for 8 months as a man. Can anyone say the best of both worlds?!
5. Just look at that body. LOOK AT IT!

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(via skysignal)

I had a HUGE crush on Claire

mercurypdx:

lifeisdelicious:

I’m going Home soon. PORTLAND HERE I COME!

 dude! I have this same exact shot on my camera..wierd

notthatkindagay:

Executives from the Shell Oil Company blasted a floundering, oil-covered sea otter Monday, accusing the small aquatic mammal of grossly exaggerating the effects of last week’s hazardous petroleum spill.

According to Shell president Marvin Odum, the otter has been putting on “quite a show” in front of rescue workers and clean-up crews, and is making the 860,000-gallon, three-mile-wide toxic slick seem like a much bigger deal than it actually is.

“He’s fine,” said Odum, referring to the 40-pound sea creature, who was found washed ashore and appeared to be suffering from anaphylactic shock. “Trust me, before all of the cameras and reporters showed up, our little buddy here was having no problem at all cleaning himself off. Now, all of a sudden, it’s severe spastic convulsions this and complete kidney failure that.”

(via the Onion)

This is fucking OUTRAGEOUS! How about we dip him in petroleum and make him lick himself clean.

mrshannonlee:

(via gatekeeper)